everything starts with a fantastic logo.  it’s the initial statement of your values, the foundation of everything your company represents.  identity is everything made which displays your logo.  but how do you get a stunningly unique brand?

GOOD NEWS!  the dr. trentreker Logo Identity Brand (LIB) graphic design package is the preeminent way to awe your industry.  specifically created for new ventures, LIB consists of everything you need to exert authority over your unsuspecting competition.

importantly, your brand is born from your identity.  branding is the perpetual process of identifying, creating and managing the assets and actions which shape the perception of your company.  a new brand must have time to develop context, and the LIB package is all about context!

see what i have done in the past and what i can do for you here.

opening a new cafe or bar & grille?  nightclub or uppity eatery?  just bought the local quicky mart?  need to update a tired logo or street signage created 20 years ago by cousin billy bob’s friend’s uncle?  where oh where do you turn?

GOOD NEWS!  the dr. trentreker Attention Diverted by Happy Directives (ADHD) package will increase your financial girth like ten thousand late night snacks of peace and quiet will increase your belly.

since my first job as a dishwasher in high school, i’ve worked in and managed bars, restaurants and clubs from beverly hills to bourbon street, yellowstone park to waikiki.  i’ve seen everything and i know what you’re going through.  it’s obvious i enjoy a good time but serving folks is serious business.  i’m here to help.

producing a film?  run a funky youtube channel you want to sear into the consciousness of humanity?  struggling to get your great stuff noticed?

GOOD NEWS!  WORLD DOMINATION AWAITS!  the dr. trentreker Multisensory Overload Mystery (MOM) package (it’s WOW upside down!) is exactly what you need to illuminate your project from the myopic masses of video making mediocrity.

awaken the enlightenment already within you with a MOM package.  only your halfassed labor stops you.

yep.   got that goin’ for me, too.

writing assignments accepted under the notoriously infamous Gonz-Ohmm Poet (GOP) package.  for the uninitiated, it goes like this:  i write whatever i frickin’ feel like.  will also accept gonzo journalism in foreign countries with large advances preferred.  war zone?  no prob.  been dead before.  all good.

somebody else does robotic corporate clickbait crap.  they’re waiting for your ping at starbucks right now.

do you have the need to accomplish something not easily categorized?  something enormous in personal scope but not prison-in-turkey illegal?  200 grand burning a hole in your pocket?  GOOD NEWS!  step right this way and be regaled with the amazing benefits of dr. trentreker’s Outrageous and Overwhelming Promotional Stunts (OOPS) package.  you know, deep inside. . . . it’s this or suicide.  so come on!  turn that frown into clowns!

kill your self, the zen monk demands!  learn what the fuck that means.  and MORE!

who wants to write a killer memoir in ten years?  YOU DO!