ventures in world domination consulting

unconventional creative design implemented with cutting-edge vision

sound and vision design expert

proficient with small business projects

meticulous investigator and analyst

30 years of successful world domination consulting


midcityzencenter logo / square
ideografix logo / dr. trent reker

discover the the preeminent way to awe your industry with the Logo Identity Brand (LIB) graphic design package HERE.


casinoelcamino website homepage 2010
bikerMetric website design 2012

find out how the Worldwide Web Jihad Design (WWJD) package blasts mediocrity away HERE.


midcityzencenter / postcard front / design 2
ecclesia church postcard front
femme nu / honolulu / t-shirt design 2005
casino el camino / 6th street austin texas sandwich board / 2010

trip out on the mind controlling power of the Propaganda Implantation of Limited Liability (PILL) package HERE.

eat / drink / dance

casino el camino / austin / 19x32-inch outside menu
evening entertainment group / scottsdale / sandbar
evening entertainment group / scottsdale / countdown 12.28

become one with the joyous revealing of the Attention Diverted by Happy Directives (ADHD) package HERE.


it’s unclear why wordpress ruins the sound of video.  it’s their thing.  like your uncle who farts & blames the dog.

to hear the true glory of the vids on, the center for world domination consultation, please click to watch them on the youtube, as bernie sanders calls it when dueling against joe biden, that neoliberal wanker.

see and hear the good news of the Multisensory Overload Mystery (MOM) package HERE.


rustymetric#1 staff page

discover the notoriously infamous Gonz-Ohmm Poet (GOP) package HERE.

world domination


realize the amazing benefits of the Outrageous and Overwhelming Promotional Stunts (OOPS) package HERE.

freedomordeathmachine yamaha xs650 chopper
terrorized by nothing / bukowski


let’s talk about anti-imperialist plans to abolish fascism and neoliberalism to benefit all sentient beings.

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