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great art is horseshit.  buy tacos.

  – charles bukowski

gallery of horseshit

die to self spaceman / 42 sq. inch canvas / $4800
die to self spaceclown / 42 sq. inch canvas / $4800
at first it was clear / 14x8 inch canvas / $4000
take me to planet joystick! / 24x36 inch canvas / $3000
tree says relax / 24x36-inch canvas / $3000
good luck motherfucker / 18 sq. inch canvas / $1900
dharmapocalyptarse / 13x9 inch canvas / $2800
sandy / 18 sq. inch canvas / $1900
sexray / 24x18 inch canvas / $1900
planet of sentient beings / 18x9 inch canvas / $2550
he's dead jim / 11x17 inch canvas / 6 of 6 avail. / $1100 ea.
romeo+juliet / 11x17 inch canvas / 6 of 6 avail. / $1100 ea.
air / 11 sq. inch / ltd. ed. of 5 pair signed, numbered on canvas / $2300 pair
more air / 11 sq. inch / ltd. ed. of 5 pair signed, numbered on canvas / $2300 pair
mad professor's nsu chopper / diptych 1 / 11x17 inch canvas / $2300 pair
mad professor's nsu chopper / diptych 2 / 11x17 inch canvas / $2300 pair
mad professor's nsu chopper / 18x10 inch canvas / $2200
dharmapocalyptruck in fast action / 20x11-inch canvas / 6 of 6 signed & numbered avail. / $1900
dharmapocalyptruck in action / 20x11-inch canvas / 6 of 6 signed & numbered avail. / $1900
bacon cheeseburger sluts / 24x36 inches / $1900
the pickle trip / 18x18 inch canvas / $120,001
robert johnson on fire for some reason / any square size / only 6 signed will be made / your soul or $2200
bukowski's tacos / 16x sq. inch canvas / $160 chipotle gift card and a six pack of turbodog beer in bottles
better than horseshit tacos #1 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
better than horseshit tacos #2 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
better than horseshit tacos #3 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330

like my horseshit art? you can have it.

help me buy tacos.  i really like tacos.

sizes, prices & quantity for each piece are listed when the image is clicked.  if no quantity is given, you’ll own the only one made.  each has a story and some have been worked on for years, even decades.  as a pixel-perfectionist, these are print quality pieces and will be properly placed upon appropriate two-inch deep canvas and shipped to you by the letter P.  for some reason.

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