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    great art is horseshit.  buy tacos.

      – charles bukowski

    gallery of horseshit

    welcome!

    everything for sale is print quality graphic art ready to be placed on canvas.  each signed and numbered piece has a story and some have been worked on for years, even decades. 

    sizes, prices & quantity for each piece are listed when you click the image.  if no quantity is given, you’ll own the only one made.  most of what you find here will be 1/1.

    thank you and enjoy;

    T

    illusion is enlightenment #1 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
    extraterrestrial abduction / the joyride of the future / 24 sq. inch canvas / $555
    tree says relax / 24x36-inch canvas / $3000
    illusion is enlightenment #7 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
    good luck motherfucker / 42 sq. inch canvas / $667
    fleur de bones / 24 sq. inch canvas / $333
    fleur de bones stickers / 4 sq. inches / set of four designs / $40
    illusion is enlightenment #6 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
    illusion is enlightenment #2 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
    illusion is enlightenment #11 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
    illusion is enlightenment #9 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
    illusion is enlightenment #3 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
    practice zen / ghost version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
    practice zen / mexico version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
    practice zen / green version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
    practice zen / gold version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
    he's dead jim / 11x17 inch canvas / 6 of 6 avail. / $1100 ea.
    romeo+juliet / 11x17 inch canvas / 6 of 6 avail. / $1100 ea.
    air / 11 sq. inch / ltd. ed. of 5 pair signed, numbered on canvas / $2300 pair
    more air / 11 sq. inch / ltd. ed. of 5 pair signed, numbered on canvas / $2300 pair
    mad professor's nsu chopper / diptych 1 / 11x17 inch canvas / $2300 pair
    mad professor's nsu chopper / diptych 2 / 11x17 inch canvas / $2300 pair
    mad professor's nsu chopper / 18x10 inch canvas / $2200
    dharmapocalyptruck in fast action / 20x11-inch canvas / 6 of 6 signed & numbered avail. / $1900
    dharmapocalyptruck in action / 20x11-inch canvas / 6 of 6 signed & numbered avail. / $1900
    robert johnson on fire for some reason / any square size / only 6 signed will be made / your soul or $2200
    bukowski's tacos / 16x sq. inch canvas / $160 chipotle gift card and a six pack of turbodog beer in bottles
    better than horseshit tacos #1 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
    better than horseshit tacos #2 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
    better than horseshit tacos #3 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
    bacon cheeseburger sluts / 24x36 inches / $1900
    the pickle trip / 18x18 inch canvas / $120,001
    truth is temporary #1 / 24 sq. inch canvas / $444
    truth is temporary #4 / 24 sq. inch canvas / $444
    sandy / 18 sq. inch canvas / $1900
    sexray / 24x18 inch canvas / $1900

    like my horseshit art? you can have it.

    help me buy tacos.  i really like tacos.

    sizes, prices & quantity for each piece are listed when the image is clicked.  if no quantity is given, you’ll own the only one made.  each has a story and some have been worked on for years, even decades.  as a pixel-perfectionist, these are print quality pieces and will be properly placed upon appropriate two-inch deep canvas and shipped to you by the letter P.  for some reason.

    questions?  write to discover answers.  yay!  answers!

    thank you.

     

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