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great art is horseshit.  buy tacos.

  – charles bukowski

gallery of horseshit

welcome!

everything for sale is print quality graphic art ready to be placed on canvas.  each signed and numbered piece has a story and some have been worked on for years, even decades. 

sizes, prices & quantity for each piece are listed when you click the image.  if no quantity is given, you’ll own the only one made.  most of what you find here will be 1/1.

thank you and enjoy;

T

illusion is enlightenment #1 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
extraterrestrial abduction / the joyride of the future / 24 sq. inch canvas / $555
tree says relax / 24x36-inch canvas / $3000
illusion is enlightenment #7 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
good luck motherfucker / 42 sq. inch canvas / $667
fleur de bones / 24 sq. inch canvas / $333
fleur de bones stickers / 4 sq. inches / set of four designs / $40
illusion is enlightenment #6 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
illusion is enlightenment #2 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
illusion is enlightenment #11 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
illusion is enlightenment #9 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
illusion is enlightenment #3 / 42 sq. inch canvas / $999
practice zen / ghost version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
practice zen / mexico version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
practice zen / green version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
practice zen / gold version / 24x30 inches on canvas / $800
he's dead jim / 11x17 inch canvas / 6 of 6 avail. / $1100 ea.
romeo+juliet / 11x17 inch canvas / 6 of 6 avail. / $1100 ea.
air / 11 sq. inch / ltd. ed. of 5 pair signed, numbered on canvas / $2300 pair
more air / 11 sq. inch / ltd. ed. of 5 pair signed, numbered on canvas / $2300 pair
mad professor's nsu chopper / diptych 1 / 11x17 inch canvas / $2300 pair
mad professor's nsu chopper / diptych 2 / 11x17 inch canvas / $2300 pair
mad professor's nsu chopper / 18x10 inch canvas / $2200
dharmapocalyptruck in fast action / 20x11-inch canvas / 6 of 6 signed & numbered avail. / $1900
dharmapocalyptruck in action / 20x11-inch canvas / 6 of 6 signed & numbered avail. / $1900
robert johnson on fire for some reason / any square size / only 6 signed will be made / your soul or $2200
bukowski's tacos / 16x sq. inch canvas / $160 chipotle gift card and a six pack of turbodog beer in bottles
better than horseshit tacos #1 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
better than horseshit tacos #2 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
better than horseshit tacos #3 / 36x36 inches / no limit / signed & numbered / $330
bacon cheeseburger sluts / 24x36 inches / $1900
the pickle trip / 18x18 inch canvas / $120,001
truth is temporary #1 / 24 sq. inch canvas / $444
truth is temporary #4 / 24 sq. inch canvas / $444
sandy / 18 sq. inch canvas / $1900
sexray / 24x18 inch canvas / $1900

like my horseshit art? you can have it.

help me buy tacos.  i really like tacos.

sizes, prices & quantity for each piece are listed when the image is clicked.  if no quantity is given, you’ll own the only one made.  each has a story and some have been worked on for years, even decades.  as a pixel-perfectionist, these are print quality pieces and will be properly placed upon appropriate two-inch deep canvas and shipped to you by the letter P.  for some reason.

questions?  write to discover answers.  yay!  answers!

thank you.

 

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