graphic art & design / world domination consulting, cumberland/knoxville
cutting edge creative vision for maverick-minded independent enterprises
WORLD DOMINATION in 2 easy steps:
1. do as i say and nobody gets hurt.
2. have a sense of frickin’ humor.
About dr.TRENTREKER
world domination consultant
creativity cannot be taught. it comes from within. robots are taught. they do anything.
three decades of formal education and professional experience. got that. lots of knowing! what makes creativity special is where it comes from. an inconceivable place where time is meaningless, repetition is impossible and knowing is illusion.
knowing is a wall. a barrier. once one knows, what is there to discover? a life of arrogance and tedium, that’s what.
decades ago, riding my motorbike through beverly hills one beautiful night to see my girlfriend up in hollywood, i died. this happened at an intersection. surprise. nifty scar. life-altering vision.
beware professing to know the source of creativity. god is not what you think it is.
i’m dr. trentreker, friend of timothy leary and hookers. zen teacher to prisoners. i seek to magnify the small and increase the few. always learning, i’ve realized “not knowing” is the only way to know any damn thing.
tell me about your plans for world domination
email here or call to speak with a live human being: 504/339.4918
remarkable reasons to hire dr. trentreker
over 20 years of successful world domination consulting for diverse industries
bullshit free (unless you need bullshit then multiply my fees by three)
sound and vision design expert of uncommon artistry
meticulous investigator and analyst
adept at gonzo zen monkery
satisfaction guaranteed or your mantra back
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let’s talk about anti-imperialist plans to abolish fascism and neoliberalism to benefit all sentient beings.
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504/339.4918
top secret lair
185 jb lane
sharps chapel, tn 37866
open hours
M – F: 10am – 6pm (eastern time)
S – S: whatever i feel like