world domination consulting for the sensible madman™
cutting edge creative vision for maverick-minded independent enterprises
WORLD DOMINATION in 2 easy steps:
1. do as i say and nobody gets hurt.
2. have a sense of frickin’ humor.
About dr.TRENTREKER
world domination consultant
creativity cannot be taught. it comes from within. robots are taught. they repeat anything.
three decades of formal education and professional experience. got that. lots of knowing! yet, knowing is not creativity. creativity comes from an inconceivable place where time is meaningless, repetition is impossible and knowing is illusion.
knowing is a wall. a barrier. once one knows, what is there to discover? you already know everything! yawn.
decades ago, riding my motorbike through beverly hills one beautiful night to see my girlfriend up in hollywood, i died. this happened at an intersection. surprise. nifty scar. life-altering vision.
beware of professing to know the source of creativity. god is not what you think it is.
i’m dr.trentreker, friend of timothy leary and hookers. zen teacher to prisoners. i seek to magnify the small and increase the few. always learning, i’ve realized “not knowing” is the only way to create any thing.
WORLD DOMINATION CAN BE YOURS
brand creation and management, identity, art, photography, websites, antifa propaganda, concert and event posters, signage, voodoo dolls, book design, typewriter customization, creative writing, original music, custom motorcycle parts design and manufacture, stripper shoe repair (not really but how kinky is that?), and desperate world domination schemes (my favorite!).
all this and much more are within your reach. apply now to be the next client of PLANET EARTH’S #1 WORLD DOMINATION CONSULTANT!
email below or call to speak with a live human being: 504/339.4918
remarkable reasons to hire dr. trentreker
30 years of successful creative design & direction for diverse industries
planet earth's #1 world domination consultant (google & bing rank)
bullshit free (unless you need bullshit then multiply fees by three)
sound and vision design expert of uncommon artistry
meticulous investigator and analyst
adept at gonzo zen monkery
satisfaction guaranteed or your mantra back
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504/339.4918
top secret lair
185 jb lane
sharps chapel, tn 37866
open hours
M – F: 10am – 6pm (eastern time)
S – S: whatever i feel like