dr.trentreker / planet earth's #1 world domination consultant

    world domination consulting for the sensible madman

    cutting edge creative vision for maverick-minded independent enterprises

    WORLD DOMINATION in 2 easy steps:

    1.  do as i say and nobody gets hurt.

    2.  have a sense of frickin’ humor.

    About dr.TRENTREKER
    world domination consultant

    creativity cannot be taught.  it comes from within.  robots are taught.  they repeat anything.

    three decades of formal education and professional experience.  got that.  lots of knowing!  yet, knowing is not creativity.  creativity comes from an inconceivable place where time is meaningless, repetition is impossible and knowing is illusion.

    knowing is a wall.  a barrier.  once one knows, what is there to discover?  truth is temporary and knowledge is impossible yet you know everything!

    decades ago, riding my motorbike through beverly hills one beautiful night to see my girlfriend up in hollywood, i died.  this happened at an intersection.  surprise.  nifty scar.  life-altering vision.

    beware of professing to know the source of creativity.  god is not what you think it is.

    i’m dr.trentreker, friend of timothy leary and hookers.  zen teacher to prisoners.  i seek to magnify the small and increase the few.  always learning, i’ve realized “not knowing” is the only way to create any truly unique thing.



    brand creation and management, identity, art, photography, websites, antifa propaganda, concert and event posters, signage, voodoo dolls, book design, typewriter customization, creative writing, original music, custom motorcycle parts design and manufacture, stripper shoe repair (not really but how kinky is that?), and desperate world domination schemes (my favorite!).

    all this and much more are within your reach.  apply now to be the next client of PLANET EARTH’S #1 WORLD DOMINATION CONSULTANT!

    email below or call to speak with a live human being:  504/339.4918

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    potter's wheel / speed freaks for god / 01.26.23
    rustymetric#1 / falcon motorcycles revealed
    FOR SALE / pickle duct taped to the wall / only $200,001 / no longer juicy
    all seeing skull of illusion says buy typewriters
    avalokiteshfuku / the most compassionate giver of all the fucks in the world.
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     world domination scene of the future
    practice zen / gonzozen
    truth is temporary / trentreker
    dr. trentreker /world domination consultant

    remarkable reasons to hire dr. trentreker

    30 years of successful creative design & direction for diverse industries

    planet earth's #1 world domination consultant (google & bing rank)

    bullshit free (unless you need bullshit then multiply fees by three)

    sound and vision design expert of uncommon artistry

    meticulous investigator and analyst

    adept at gonzo zen monkery

    satisfaction guaranteed or your mantra back

    world domination consultant dr.trentreker is certified MEGA COOL
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    let’s talk about anti-imperialist plans to abolish fascism and neoliberalism to benefit all sentient beings.

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    top secret lair

    185 jb lane

    sharps chapel, tn  37866

    open hours

    M – F:  10am – 6pm (eastern time)

    S – S:  whatever i feel like